Salutations, I'm Rolando and this will be a blog of organically concentrated sexiness..
WHEN TEACHERS FORGET TO CHECK THE HOMEWORK YOU DIDN’T DO
(via rickrosswithmoresauce)
when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe” and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life
(Source: tardisexuality, via you-rotted-away)
noddin my head like yeah
movin my hips like yeah
(Source: kungfupancham, via rickrosswithmoresauce)
omfg my boyfriend is taking our pizza out of the oven rn thank the lord for this gifset
(Source: food-gifs, via outofbodyintheclouds)