May 2013
flockas:
digivolves:
who the fuck uses email still
people that need an appropriate way to tell their professors that they will suck some big things for an A!! Can I get an amen!!!
vampirevvekend:
i want my wedding to be catered by costco
earthnation:
my heart is full of hate and swag
coffeeandcheesecake:
thereichenbachfinn:
remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her
and it was like
really troy
really
really
yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on
he would have seen
who Ryan was actually interested in
THEY ARE...
Walking into McDonalds with more than $5
rihrihtaughtme:
famefortuneandtakecare:
forever reblog.
omg, THIS.
ludacrisp:
WHEN TEACHERS FORGET TO CHECK THE HOMEWORK YOU DIDN’T DO
spookthempolitely:
when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe” and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life
lickitungrapunxel:
noddin my head like yeah
movin my hips like yeah
danieldempsey:
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
slay-z:
sometimes i feel like people with a whole lot of followers see a good post by someone without a whole lot of followers and go
i’m gonna make you famous
wescalou:
*sees my own post on my dash* *raven symone voice* yep, that’s me
the-barricade-girl:
oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
majortvjunkie:
calling my tears Netflix because they are streaming
excalilbur:
excalilbur:
i have more followers than there are people in my school
lameborghini:
my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
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Ready Player One: Book Review →
If you’ve ever wanted to fly your own DeLorean, play decades old Atari games, fight as Ultraman, if you adore 80’s music, or just love sci-fi films, then Ready Player One should definitely be a ‘must’ on your reading list. Ready Player One is for the child at heart, the science geek, the comic book/manga reading, anime watching, computer hacking, nerdy of the nerdiest.
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it